Monday, April 23, 2007

Tag I am it

I think I may have to do two posts today.
Yeah, so no road trip. My kids dad "fixed" my car before I went to Whitecourt and it mysteriously broke down on the side of the road. About three seconds after I pulled over, the phone rang and it's him seeing how I was making out. I'm like funny you should ask...so long story short, I stayed in Red Deer.Whatever.Cest la vie right? There is always this week!
Tagged by Jessi, basic rules- write seven random facts about yourself then tag 7 people to do the same. So here are mine in true keeping it real form:
1. Gotta retype this. lost 1-4 somewhere! I am scared of people finding out how vulnerable I really am. Yes, it is all an act! I am a damn good actress at times, but I do have feelings. I pretend to not let other people's crap bother me but it really does. Also- hate the MIL but for some twisted reason, I care what she thinks too. I need help!
2. Shakespeare I am not, but I am a poet. Now this can be good or bad. I am kinda a closet Avril. I either write about ya cuz I love you and you make me warm and fuzzy or I write cuz I secretly want you to die in a fiery car crash for breaking my heart (see number 1 again.) A lot of it is drivel, but if I do say so myself, some of this is quality penmanship. Maybe I'll post one or too and give ya a laugh.
3. I hate not being able to do something and i am so STUBBORN that I will keep at it til I can. My momma always used to say I wouldn't amount to much because I always had my nose stuck in a book. We were Rhonda poor but I moved out at 15 and put myself through college twice with hard work and scholarships and back at it I am again. I think I am the most educated (sorta unemployed) person there is!But now, I am having the last laugh, because I am the only one in my family who has owned not only one home but this is number two. We weren't even able to ever rent a house growing up,I am debt free, my kids have an education account, so hey, STUBBORN is good!
4. I am a serial decorator. Jessi can vouch. I can't have a set of dishes in my kitchen for more than a year or two then I have a compulsion to buy a new set.I manage to keep living room furniture for maybe three years.Let's not even get into the bedspread dept...
5. I think I was a porn star in another life! What is with these boobs??? Jessi and I went shopping today and she said, Hey, quit with the Carmen Electra videos or get the pole already (secretly, I wish I had Carmens body and maybe I'd get the pole in my basement ha ha ha). I thought losing 50 pounds, they'd be the first to go but nope! Went from a DD to a c and I was like whoo hoo now I can shop. No such luck.Any boys reading this...stop yer bad selves! No us gals don't stand in the mirror before a shower checking out our rack saying- damn! The girls look good!

6. Maybe Jessi got the kid clothes compulsion from me. I too put my kids clothes in their drawers in outfits. I only have one princess and I have to get the three dragons looking good to fool people.LOL!!! Ireland has more clothes than any 6 year old girl should! It's all good, I bought some for Jessi winks

7. I am the Whore of Winners! Sorry, keeping it real and all. I could be there spokesman. If they weren't so cheap (10% discount) I would work there my one shift a month to get all the good crap for cheap! I am not kidding girls, Winners- you should go!
Do I even know 7 people to tag??? Jeanette, Renee, Todd, Lynn, Deanna, Chanel, Stacy and last but not least, big kiss for Linda mmmmmmmwwwwwaaaaa! Thanks for stopping by and of course you can add me:) If my blog were all real as in a day in the life...I could have my own daily soap opera.I love to meet new people and I love visiting other peoples blogs for a day in their life.

and since everyone knows hoe Jeanette loves the "rock", look what Ireland can do...that is so hilarious. If you say guess what the Rock is cookin? She can make the crazy eyes. ROFLMAO! Just for you Va JJ

6 comments:

Stacy said...

yikes this the third tim,e i have been tagged in week better get on this first thing tommorrow and i dont know i think shantal could keep up to ireland with clothes but you never know lol!!

Lynn said...

Love this Tannis, its so good to know people a little bit better, I better get on it now! Maybe two posts in one day too! and by the way all the blog girls i know have been tagged a zillion times this week so not sure if i can come up with 7...

jessi said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

have a great night chica!!

Renee said...

Well I missed your visit girl....so sorry you were sabotaged!!! I'll get on the list when the drill sgt. stops crackin' the whip lol

Linda said...

Tannis - love your 7...real and honest...and believe me I can relate (I'm secretly a writer in another life)....

anyway thanks girlie for the big smack...feelin it all the way in California.....Love to you...love the Rock look...but then, the Rock....yummm! L

Sarah said...

That is one cool banner - and I love your layouts too!!